I never quite considered that I would end up doing it by myself but after reviewing all the candidates I think it was easy to pick the right one

i am the avant garde

DO YOU VALUE SELF-CONTROL AND SELF-DISCIPLINE

LAUGH LOUDLY OR SHUT UP

I LOST MY INNOCENCE ON THE INTERNET

I REALLY REALLY REALLY DIDN’T WANT TO KNOW THAT

I SPEND A LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT HOW UGLY YOU ARE

WHEN DO I GET TO BRAG

IN THIS MEAT MARKET OF PEOPLE I FIND THAT INSINCERITY IS JUST A WASTE OF TIME